For those of you who wonder...

For those of you who wonder why I put up a stink about Ben going snowboarding I give you exhibit A. I call this one the face smash. Its where you knee yourself in the face while landing a jump you shouldn't have been doing. Below you will find the short list of injuries Ben has incurred while weve been married and the procedures to fix such.

a. broken hand; x-ray and cast
b. back injury; x-ray (he was fine actually)
c. broken face bone and tooth; too many to list
d. dozens of lacerations and contusions.
e. severe dehydration to the point of collapse

Now Im sure Im forgetting at least a dozen, but weve only been married for 5 years so far.