Dinner Time! Time to Eat!

One of the things I really enjoy about being a mom is having a little helper prepare dinner with me. Mostly shes just a food tester, so we know nothing has been poisoned. Sometimes I pretend like Im on the food network and talk to her like shes my little audience. I notice I dont talk a ton when its just us, so I try to play games or sing songs even though Im a horrible singer just so she can have that stimulation and doesnt grow up retarded cause her mom never talked to her.